Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Have a mouse with your coffee...
Good morning readers :)
Let me set the scene for you...
Picture this: Me, sitting at my desk at work. Coffee to the right, mounds of paperwork waiting patiently for my attention... Some Marc Broussard playing in the background while I sift through my internet leads for the morning. I reach over and turn the song I am listening to up and see something out of the corner of my eye... Well, I think it's my hair (I have a lot of hair) and that I have had enough coffee for one day if my vision is already blurring... Oh, well I was WRONG! It WAS NOT my hair, it was a big fucking mouse! Ran like two inches away from my hand. So, I didn't scream, I get MAJOR points for that. I loathe screaming over something like that anyway because it kills the whole 'cool chic' image I try to uphold. You know, the one where I can take care of things myself? Well when it comes to mice, fuck that. They are fast and little and I've heard that they are disease spreading... So, a moderately large, lightening quick blur of germs runs by my hand. I almost fell out of my frickin chair trying to back away from the desk. I pop up and go into my boss' office (because we all know it's *his* fault, lol) and yelled at him. He, to his credit, suppresses the majority of his laughter and calmly reminds me that I am indeed bigger than the mouse. I told him that I was going to leave if he didn't take care of it. So he did what any big brave man would do... called maintenance. I'm cool with that because the maint. guy has a great ass... So, satisfied that I have dealt with that properly, I walk back to my office to get a cigarette. And you know what? That little fucker was waiting for me. He was sitting behind the door of my office laughing into his tiny mouse hands WAITING for me. You know how I know? Because when I got about two feet away from my door, he ran out of my office. I did scream this time. Come on! He was tormenting me... He planned it.

~Kate
so eloquently put by katehopeeden at 7:47 AM
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