Geez.
Could I sound more homophobic?
I am so not.
They looked to be lesbians. And I could be waaaaayy off here because I have the hardest time telling when people are or are not gay. I mean, I've hit on gay guys before. Hell, my first real relationship was with someone who cheated on me with dudes.
So there you go.
Anyway, these chics seemed like they could have been a couple. And as I am checking them out, I wonder to myself if they are "equally matched". You know, like is she a seven and the other chic a six? Since in the stupid world of "equally matched" you rarely see a dude who is a 2 with a chic who is a 9.
Hey, don't get mad at me, I don't make these "rules", I just know about them...
And I kind of have a hard time rating chics... Which led me to wonder what kind of chic I would "match up with" were I to be a lesbian.
Am I more Portia de Rossi or Rosie O'Donnell?
And do chics checking out chics gauge chics the same way we gauge dudes? Or is there a different criteria since it's chics...
And while I pondered this and many other aspects of lesbianism, I missed a critical play and screwed up the score keeping book for the softball game.
Labels: Being a Chic
