Dunno what the hell is wrong with me but I am in a pissy mood today. Stuff that normally would just irk me is irritating the ever loving shit out of me. Like being stuck behind the guy who wanted to go exactly three miles under the speed limit the entire way to highway. That's almost twenty minutes. Or getting to work and seeing that, once again, NewGirl has totally blown off the work I asked her to do. And she always leaves the ice trays on top of the fridge. How fucking hard is it to fill up the god damned ice tray when you are finished with it? Fuck me. You see, when I want ice here or at home, I empty all of the ice trays into the ice bucket I keep in the freezer and refill all of them. Makes sense to me. That way no one has to fill any ice trays for a couple of days. But NewGirl? Oh no. She likes to use one ice tray and then set it on top of the fridge. There were four up there. What the fuck? I have only mentioned that this is the most ignorant behavior possible in her presence like forty times. Even my seven year old daughter can comprehend the simple refilling of an ice tray. What in the Sam Hell is wrong with this eighteen year old girl? I want to throttle her.

Of course... I haven't had a cigarette in 12 days, 8 hours and 52 minutes. AND I haven't been laid in 47 days. Which is total bullshit. You see, the way I figure it, if one goes 12 days, 8 hours and... 53 minutes with out a smoke, one should seriously be getting laid. A lot. It should be one or the other. I can't quit sex and smoking at the same fucking time. What the hell was I thinking???