No email, no statcounter, nothing.
Ok, did you catch that? No. Stat. Counter.
The horror.
Anyway, I had been mentally working on my story of NY all weekend in my head and then once I got started, I couldn't stop and now I am just plain pooped.
Theme this week? Finish this sentence "I am so tired of..."
That was weird.
I just had a really bad dejavu. Like I had already written this, new template and all...
I'm sorry...
What?
Points?
You want to know about points?
Yeah, I thought you might.
A few of my favorites from the last two weeks...
Some of you had very interesting wishes...
"Sometimes I wish I could..."
...Wallow In Sex Houses Every Sunday! - Yoda (10 points)
...Show Kate In Private... - RHSP (10 points because I am an attention whore)
...Sustain Kindness You Display In Virtually Everything - Grend
...Get Really Old Whiskey Lickety-split - Grend (20 points, great words "lickety-split"? oh yeah!)
...drive really eratically at men - Lola (don't we all? 10 points)
...Tell Everyone Little Elves Power Our Repressed Thoughts - crazysilver (10 points for being completely out there! lol)
...Let each acrophobic vault extemporaneously. - browser58 (10 points and welcome!)
...perpetrate unfathomable ruin leaving only Indomitable nature. - karamia (10 points, check you out with the big words!)
...Win Everlasting Boy Sex To Enjoy Richly - cherish (you and I both sugar, 10 points)
...Grab Right Under My Penis- Yeah! - Tuxbaby (your penis huh? lmao, 10 points)
And last week:
"Oh my god, you did not just..."
...Ponder On Intelligence Not Tit Size - devilgyrl (welcome and here is your first 10 points)
...Fart Again 'Cause I Am Livid! - crazysilver (are you living with my oldest daughter? lol 10 points... too bad I have to take them back with the next one)
...Work Him Exhausted, Even Lethargic! - crazysilver (-10 points. Yup, that's right. No points for you :P j/k)
...Cluck, Howl AND Moo----Post-coital! - daisyduke (10 points for working postcoital into an acro)
...order ordinary pig swill?? - browser58 (10 points for "swill")
...Cry "HOO-RAH" As Sex Ensued
...Brag About Getting Elvis Laid?!??
...Say That Umpires Party In Drag?!?? - Tuxbaby (much better than the cross bow one! 10 points for Umps in drag and another 1o points for getting Elvis laid and 5 points for "Hoo-RAH")
...Melt Under Naked Curvaceous Hips... - Jim C (niiiice, 10 points)
...Make Orgasms Instant, Satisfying, Titillating - The Girl (again, niiiice, 10 here too)
and lastly, another five for Cherish for forever making us think of "orgasm repeatedly" when we think of the word ORANGE.
Click here for the totals.
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Then you can play with us.
You know you want to.
