Seems he isn't so fond of hearing me bitch about how I don't have anything I can blog about and on account of it, he gave me something.
Something rather sucky.
No, no... rephrase: Something Totally Fucking Sucky.
Yeah, that's better.
So, rather than go over this bit by bit, I am going to give it you in picture order.
You can see in this photo where the deer splattered the road:

In this one, the deer:

And, my poor, poor baby:

The airbags worked:

The windshield? Not so much:

So, I am home today dealing with The Insurance People, who have been really nice. And my car is being towed to Fantasy Disco Ford so they can deem it either Fixable or Totalled.
The lady with whom I spoke said it will probably be Totalled which sucks because I LOVE MY CAR but isn't awful since it just sends me back to "GO" and I have to buy another.
And new cars are fun.
But, for the record, that is the very last time I bitch about not having anything to blog about.
Rest of the pics are here.