So Snakeman and I are looking at his license plate. It's one of the ones you can get that have The Alamo on them and have only five characters right next to each other instead of six with a space in between. I told him I was trying to see if his could possibly stand for anything so we are both looking and he says that the 96 is kind of like 69 (which is the year he was born). Then he pauses for about ten seconds before saying "actually, it's nothing like 69 huh? I mean, its the opposite. If you come into work and say 'the old lady and I were 96ing last night' then it is definitely a bad thing. I mean, you aren't even talking... you're trying to get as far away from each other as possible"
I tell him that I can't believe that no one has used it before. Why hasn't the phrase 'we were 96ing' been coined? He laughs and says it doesn't suprise him since he had only, last week, heard of "Hallway Sex".
I, having never heard of "Hallway Sex" am curious. I mean, granted I am not really having sex but I certainly don't want to be out of the loop. You know, for later, when I actually start having it again.
He smiles and says, "well, my boss comes into work last week and he is all grumbly and pissed off and so I asked him what was wrong. He says, oh the wife and I have been having "Hallway Sex" all week. So, I'm like "Hallway Sex"? Hey man, what's that? And I'm thinking it's some new thing." And he gives me this look as he's saying it, like it's something that could be exciting. Which I was thinking as well.
"So my boss looks over at me seeing that I am all excited at the prospect of some new kind of sex and he chuckles and says No man, it's when you are fighting with the wife and the only sex you are getting is when you yell 'Fuck You!' down the hallway at each other."
I am laughing, as is he, at this point since I have never heard of that before. Which isn't all too surprising seeing as how I am not married and never have been. He goes on, "So I tell him he shouldn't bitch too much seeing as how he is getting more sex that I am. I mean, at least that has 'sex' in the name."