One of guys from work was running to Chili's to pick up his lunch and asked me if I wanted anything. Well Starbuck's is right next door so I asked him if he'd run through the drive thru and grab me a grande java chip Frappuccino. He slides a post-it over to me and says he will if I "right that shit down"... so I do and say thanks and get back to work.
About fifteen minutes later, he walks in with my drink and says, "Thanks for making me buy the sissy-est drink ever."
I laugh and tell him thanks and he is all, "No, Kate, you don't understand. I didn't go through the drive-thru because the line was too long and there was only one person inside the Starbucks so I just parked and went in. Well the one person was a smoking, and I mean SMOKING hot chic. So I walk in and all smile at her like hey baby, what's up? Then I get to the counter and read what you wanted off the slip and I never go there so I have no idea what I'm ordering but while I wait I am checking the chic out and sending her the signals. And then the dude comes back and hands me THIS. THE SISSY-EST DRINK EVER. I just walked out of there. Didn't even look back. So thanks and I'm never going there again."
I'm still laughing.