Friday, December 04, 2009
You know what I want to tell him?
1. You are too young for me.
2. I am not date-able.
3. I have three kids, I don't have time for this.
4. I should be home doing laundry and vacuuming.
5. And crocheting that baby blanket I need to finish.
6. I'm too old for you. (see 5)
7. You don't have the experience to know what you are getting yourself into.
8. This probably isn't a good idea.
9. If you are really just wanting to sleep with me, just say so. I'd be more inclined.
10. Stop saying "date", it's freaking my shit out.
11. I keep saying I want to write a book I don't think I can date and do that.
12. One day I am going to move.
13. You are too young for me.
14. I haven't had sex in over a year a half.

Goddamn him for seeming so freaking sincere about this.
It would be so much easier for me to pick from my Bag Of Excuses and pass on all of this DATING stuff. So. Much. Easier.
But sadly, on account of his seeming sincerity and the fact that I have An Imagination which allows forces me to consider ALL of the Happily Ever After Scenarios, I am inclined to give it a chance.
But, oh buddy, let me tell you - the FIRST glimpse of a flicker of insincerity and my ass is out. Out and back on my couch at home crocheting.

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