So here I am. On my PC at 10:08pm. Just finished writing one of my eligible bachelors back and thought I was fairly witty... You can see for yourself by clicking here, comments are appreciated. (And that, folks, is how you shamelessly plug your other blog... You saw it here first.)
So, let me see if I can catch you up on my idiocy. Ahhh, for starters, I forgot my mother's birthday. It is fairly easy to remember on account of it being on the first of February. Typically, I don't forget that it is coming. However, I got up and ready for work and left my mother sitting at my kitchen table without so much as a mention of her birthday. Sure, she understood, with everything going on that it may have slipped my mind. Fortunately, I remembered at... oh around lunch time. After several minutes of self depreciation, I had a glorious thought (I have these every once in awhile). I may not be the worst daughter ever if... So I grabbed my cell phone and dialed furiously, racing against time. The first ring... the second...
"Hey." -my sister
"Hey... Busy?" -me
"Not really... What's up?" -my sister
"Well, I just wanted to remind you that today is Mom's birthday..." -me
please don't say you know, please don't say you know, please don't say you already told her 'happy birthday' this morning, please, please, please -me, but all in my head
"Oh SHIT! Oh I totally forgot!!! Oh no! I was mean to her this morning!! I didn't mean to be... But I was cranky... You know how I am in the mornings!??" -my sister
Ok, yeah, so I SOOOO know how she is in the mornings! But that will have to wait for another day because???
REDEMPTION IS MINE!!! Or was, but who cares? Because I was no longer a 'bad daughter'... ok, shut up.. I know I still was, but not the worst one, right?? hehehe
Anyway, all was made right in the world when she and I both bought her several gifts and an ice cream cake. My shitty snot ball of a little brother of course remembered and called her that morning to tell her 'happy birthday'. Damn him. He gets all the brownie points this year.
I also paid several bills incorrectly. Yes, I can hear you wondering how in the HELL do you pay a bill wrong? Well, let me start by saying, you really have to be me to pull this off. It begins with an utter and complete lack of common sense. Because normal people look at their bills for things like... hmmm.... I don't know.... DUE DATES??? See, when they do this, quite often they will see that they have already PAID that bill, last month! Yup, I cut not one, not two, but three checks for the amount due on last month's bill. So, when I checked my mail the other day and saw another electric bill, phone bill, and cell bill... I was wondering to myself why?.... Well, the reason, dear reader, was that I hadn't ever received the bills I was paying. These were the bills arriving in the mail and I had already paid them, incorrectly mind you.
So, if you ever doubted it, doubt no more. I am absolutely, certifiably and completely crazy.
Hope you are having a nice weekend!
~Kate
Who: katehopeeden
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Yoda
Hot Toddy
Finding Liz
The Adorable DB
Tux Baby
Malcolm (he'll be back)
They'll All Fall
we grabbed the lion
Red Hot Sexy Papa
Snow
dooce
Madi (my stalker)
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Veronique Celis
We lost a great person yesterday.
And then I spewed water everywhere...
Yet another victim in my search for a car...
A post a day keeps the drug tests away...
Several different shades of idiot...
Cute boy at the gym...
Just another manic Monday...
My ex is a putz...
Veronique Celis
We lost a great person yesterday.
And then I spewed water everywhere...
Yet another victim in my search for a car...
A post a day keeps the drug tests away...
Several different shades of idiot...
Cute boy at the gym...
Just another manic Monday...
My ex is a putz...
Childhood Memories
My Mother
The Story of AZ
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The Beginning Of NY
The man from my dreams
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Growing and Changing
Learning to Cope
These are a work in progress. They are in the right order, but more will fill in the blank spaces in time as I write them.
"I just got done reading the history lessons on your blog (yes, I've been lurking on your blog). All the respect I had for you...has increased, like, tenfold. I don't think I could have done it. To go through what you have and not only still be able to discuss it with such wit and poise, but also to raise those three gorgeous girls. You are truly an inspiration. You are honestly one of the strongest people I have ever known, either online or IRL. Thank you so much." -Stef
My Mother
The Story of AZ
The Time In Between
The Beginning Of NY
The man from my dreams
The End Of NY
Growing and Changing
Learning to Cope
These are a work in progress. They are in the right order, but more will fill in the blank spaces in time as I write them.
"I just got done reading the history lessons on your blog (yes, I've been lurking on your blog). All the respect I had for you...has increased, like, tenfold. I don't think I could have done it. To go through what you have and not only still be able to discuss it with such wit and poise, but also to raise those three gorgeous girls. You are truly an inspiration. You are honestly one of the strongest people I have ever known, either online or IRL. Thank you so much." -Stef
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That cracked my shit up! TM
Kate went to Dallas?
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Kate was stung by a Scorpion?
Kate met Mr. I?
Kate got pissed?
There was a mouse?
Kate shared?
Kate confessed?
Kate turned 25?
Kate shared some more?
"There are some of us out here who are living vicariously through you, okay?! So for god's sake, let us have some fun and excitement!" -Educated Liberal
Kate went to Dallas?
You asked Kate questions?
Kate was stung by a Scorpion?
Kate met Mr. I?
Kate got pissed?
There was a mouse?
Kate shared?
Kate confessed?
Kate turned 25?
Kate shared some more?
"There are some of us out here who are living vicariously through you, okay?! So for god's sake, let us have some fun and excitement!" -Educated Liberal
