*We can start with people who don’t move the fuck out of the way when you are trying to merge onto the highway! I can see that there is another lane there buddy, could you move you damn car into it instead of making me wait on your rude ass??
*People who have serious conversations on their cell phones in front of other people. Cell phones alone don’t bother me, but when you are talking to your significant other about your sex issues, go outside for Pete’s sake.
*SPAM! For crying out loud! Did you know that hotmail limited the amount of people you could put on your ‘blocked’ list? How do I know? I exceeded my limit! People always say that if you go and click remove, then they consider you active and sell your name to someone else. So you get rid of one email and acquire twenty more. Damn them, damn them, damn them.
*And while we are on the subject, lets talk about telemarketers. Let me clear this up for you: I do not need a new long distance plan. I love mine, really. Seriously. I have argued with many of you about it and mine is actually cheaper. Back off. I don’t have a mortgage; therefore I have no need to refinance it. I don’t want your fucking credit card because then I would really be in debt and I know it! I watch too much TV already, so I don’t need HBO and Showtime. Pretty much, whatever else you are selling, you can shove it. The next time you call I am going to do one of two things. 1. Put my three year old on the phone. You’ll love her, she likes to push the buttons :) or 2. Ask you to please hold and set the phone down by the TV. You have been warned.
*When shows end on a cliffhanger. You spend forty-five minutes waiting for the big ending and they screw you out of it. SORRY, you have to wait until next week to see what happens. AND THEN, the next week? Yeah, it’s a rerun. Like Everwood, where I have been waiting to see if Madison had Ephram’s baby or not for like a month! What the hell?
*When I lose a post. When I spend an hour writing a post and then Blogger takes a huge crap and I lose the whole thing. Yeah, I can TRY to recreate it, but it is doubtful that it will rock as much as it did when I wrote it the first time.
*Whoever happens to be dating Matthew McConaughey pisses me off.
*People who don’t pay attention when you are explaining something to them piss me off. Write it down or something, geez. It’s way the hell easier to write it down then to ask me how to do it again and incur the wrath of Kate. And I do have wrath, oh yeah baby, watch out for my wrath.
*Really bad commercials. Not all of them are bad… like the one with the bear and the bottled water, that one made me laugh my ass off… But the bad, poorly made ones where you would rather turn the TV off than wait through any more commercials - those suck.
*Having to pee. I mean, who the hell thought up the idea of peeing MULTIPLE times a day? Once isn’t enough? If I had designed humans, we would have a much bigger bladder. Peeing would happen one time a day and we could just unload all that liquid and forget about it. It would be like showering, once a day and then put it out of your mind.
It's Friday, readers - unload. What pisses you off?
~Kate
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These are a work in progress. They are in the right order, but more will fill in the blank spaces in time as I write them.
"I just got done reading the history lessons on your blog (yes, I've been lurking on your blog). All the respect I had for you...has increased, like, tenfold. I don't think I could have done it. To go through what you have and not only still be able to discuss it with such wit and poise, but also to raise those three gorgeous girls. You are truly an inspiration. You are honestly one of the strongest people I have ever known, either online or IRL. Thank you so much." -Stef
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Kate went to Dallas?
You asked Kate questions?
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Kate met Mr. I?
Kate got pissed?
There was a mouse?
Kate shared?
Kate confessed?
Kate turned 25?
Kate shared some more?
"There are some of us out here who are living vicariously through you, okay?! So for god's sake, let us have some fun and excitement!" -Educated Liberal
