So, we pull up to a bank that neither of us bank at and are waiting for our turn in line when I notice the tube thingy that you send the stuff to the teller in.

Notice that there is one big tube and then a little one behind it.
Me: You see the air tube thingy?
Jiffinner: Uh - huh.
Me: You see the little one kind of behind it?
Jiffinner: Uh - huh.
Me: What the hell is the little one for?
Jiffinner: You know, I really don't know.
Me: That's weird... It has to be for something.
Jiffinner: Maybe it's for the change.
Me [blankly staring at Jiffinner]: ......
Jiffinner: Ok, yeah. Probably not.
Me: Seriously, Jiffinner? The change?
Jiffinner: Shut up.
Otherwise known as "what do two blondes talk about at the bank?"
Except neither of us is blonde.