First of all, apologies for missing last week. Hard as it may be to believe, I completely forgot it was Wednesday until Thursday and no one commented or emailed that I was an idiot, so I just hoped everyone else had forgotten as well.
Ya'll all did right?
I have been light on the blogging. There are several reasons for this like my being outraged at certain parenting books, Emilee starting softball (which practices not once, not twice, but three times a week), VO5 discontinuing my shampoo and rendering me a frizzy mess of curls that is completely unstyleable as anything more than a ponytail. They.canceled.my.shampoo. How fucked is that? Let me tell you. It is seriously fucked.
And while we are on the subject of all things fucked up, did you know that acrophobia is actually a fear of heights? How did that escape my attention? All of this time we have been playing a misnamed game. Well, ignorance was bliss, but how will we sleep at night now? Now that we know we are playing a game that really is the phobia for people who can't stand on a chair without breaking into a sweat?
So, we need a new name for our game. Get your noggins to work ok? Any good suggestions will get bonus points next week. Oh, don't act like you don't care. You are so into the points.
And the points, yes there will be double post points next week unless I somehow manage to squeeze in some time today
Ok, so theme this week is reasons for not blogging. Any reasons. Trolls, mowing the lawn, fighting the law, eating too much icecream, looking for your beer goggles, fighting with the voices in your head, trying to channel spirits, calling psychic networks, writing to people in Tibet, smiling at strangers, eating your toenails, taking pictures of people through windows, rearranging your sock drawer, hiding all of your money in pill bottles, cleaning your freezer with a toothbrush, drawing chalk lines around your stuffed animals, eating your boogers... you know, the normal stuff.
Don't know what Acrophobia is? Well, click that button and find out.
Then you can play with us.
You know you want to. Everyone's doing it.
