Why is a pirate a pirate?
Because they arrrrrrrrhhh!
So I am retelling that joke today to a co-worker when Guy We Have A Huge Crush On (not to be confused with new cute boy) walks up and says:
So this pirate walks into a restaurant with a steering wheel on his lap and sits down... the waiter, unable to help himself says, "Man, I can't help but ask you, why is there a steering wheel in your lap?"
And the pirate says, "Arrrghhhh, it's driving me nuts!"
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