Friday, May 19, 2006
reason #6,541 that you'll think I'm off my rocker
So you guys know that I am weird already and because of that I have to confess a rogue thought that crossed my crooked and effed up mind this morning.
You see, I was dropping Trin off at daycare and taking my sweet ass time since I wanted to make the eyes at the cute assistant coach guy. Yeah, yeah, I know, he's married and I can't actually touch him but I can still make the eyes and check out his awesome smile and nice butt. Anyway, he usually brings his children in between 7:30 and 7:45 and I am normally out of the daycare by 7:30. So this morning when I was running a little late, I chatted up the daycare ladies in an effort to stall for a few minutes and see if I could get some eye candy before I split. At 7:40 though, it was time for me to go unless I wanted to be late and c'mon, I have way too many issues with being late.
So, I walk out to my car and jack the iPod up because it's Sister Hazel and who doesn't love Your Winter?? And I am waiting for this lady to cross in front of my car with her little boy so I can speed out of the parking lot and get on the highway. But, as the lady is walking in front of my car, he 3/4 year old son is staring at me. Like really staring, making complete and total eye contact and everything. So, I smiled at him because I frequently smile at little children unless they are picking their noses or sticking their tongues out at me. He didn't smile though which is kind of weird since most kids smile back at me or hide behind their moms (depending on what kind of hair day I am having)... He just walked very slowly and held eye contact until his mom pulled him through the door.
And as I am driving off, I have one of the most fucked up thoughts ever.
I started thinking about older chics who date younger dudes. You know, like those late forties girls that are banging the fraternity guy in college and teaching him all the cool stuff he didn't even know chics would let him do to their bodies? Yeah, those relationships.
Because if I were ever to have one of those (one can only hope) then it would be with a kid who is the age of the kids at the daycare right now.
Hold on, I think I need to go throw up.
No, seriously though, I am twenty six. If I were to be like forty five and hook up with some twenty year old guy, he would be like that kids age right now. I am an adult, he is in daycare. The possible college dude I could want to have a lewd and extensive sexual affair with during my midlife crisis is in day care right now!!

so eloquently put by katehopeeden at 7:00 AM
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