Friday, June 09, 2006
Dear Dream Goddess,
I've just about had enough of your shit.
If you insist on making me have dreams about men, I have a few requests.
Firstly, do you think you could stop making me have dreams about my exes? I mean seriously, how many times do I need to wake up feeling like I need a shower because you and your twisted sense of humor thought it would be a lovely laugh to have me roll around in the hay with someone I don't even like any more! And equally awful are the dreams about the guys that I do still like but have removed themselves from my life. Do you get off on taunting me? Bitch.
Secondly, if you are going to send me dreams with this feeling that the dude in the dream is clearly my Soulmate, do you think... oh, I don't know, maybe he could ACTUALLY HAVE A FUCKING FACE? I mean, if you are going to put him there, at least let me fucking see him.
And lastly, would it kill you to send me at least ONE dream that involved Matthew McConaughey??
And nudity.

If you can't handle all of this, you know, really, you could just stop with the dreams all together.
I don't need them.
I don't get enough sleep as it is so the last thing I want is to wake up already tired because you are EXHAUSTING ME at night.
I mean, I can handle the here and there dream. Once a week or whatever, but I haven't had this many dreams since I was on melatonin. And the rape dream last week? Seriously?

Look, honey, I know you have a job to do or whatever and I get that. But you really need to start taking requests. Because, I am so all about having kick ass dreams but yours? Yeah, they are sucking right now.
So, take a couple of days off, rest, regroup.
And after you have mellowed out a little, maybe came off the rag, then try this whole dream thing again.

~K
so eloquently put by katehopeeden at 7:51 AM
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