I'm sorry?
What did you say?
'There are people with pitchforks and torches coming this way'?
Shit, that's what I thought you said!
Tell them to simmer down.
I'll write something.
But first, real quickly, an apology:
To any of you who may have taken offense to my recent shitty comments about Ford Taurus', my apologies. *cough cough* Karamia *cough*
They are really... nice cars... with... cool features... and stuff.
Like... they have.... a little thingy that tells you how many miles you have before you run out of gas... and have to put another forty fucking dollars in the tank that will only last you three fucking days.... -ahem- and they... well, they come in beige you know, which is like a totally rad color.... they have big seats.... oh! big back seats, if you know what I'm sayin? You know what I'm sayin'... I'm pretty sure that their safety ratings are through the roof and all too.
So, to all you Taurus drivers: nice ride.

Now, on with the show.
So, seems I owe you lovely people a post or seven.
So, let me bring to light the news I have so many times promised to share and haven't had a chance to.
VERY few of you guessed right.
Which is odd... because... well, don't you like worship me and stuff?
One would assume her followers would be more attentive, know her better, send her stuff...
Anyway, the big change in my life was that I got a new job.
Sadly it is little more exciting then the last job so I won't be going on and on about it here, boring you to tears and all.
But, it is more money and an actual opportunity for advancement which is fucking cool as shit.
The downside is that I am not online at work any more.
I mean, I am ON line but I am not able to surf aimlessly around cyberspace, mainly the blogosphere, at my leisure any more. Seems that they do actual work here.
Crazy huh?
Anyway, it is possible (notice possible, not probable) that I will one day have some free reign when it comes to that aimless surfing, but for now I am trying to keep my nose clean and make a good impression so that they will all fall in love with me.
You are all thinking, 'Hey, wasn't her nose clean when we met her too?'
Yeah, you've been tricked.
But now that you are in my web, there is no leaving.
So get comfy, relax and wait for more barely tolerable dribble.
I try and shell it out daily.
(News on the car to come, don't want to jinx it. The Car Gods are fickle creatures.)