Thursday, June 15, 2006
funny shit
You know, sometimes I think this blog is just not interactive enough.
Granted we did play a few games that were fun in last year and a half, but then there are entire months where I just don't get you readers involved and that's just not fair.
So, today, we are bringing back The Movie Quotes.
Mostly because I watched
The 40 Year Old Virgin last night and it cracked my shit upTM.
Have you seen this movie?
Of course you have, everyone has seen this movie. Which is why I rented it. Because everyone told me to :)
I pretty much dug the whole movie, but the ending? Probably the last thirty minutes or so, I was rolling.

Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?

David: Did you just flick me in the nuts?
Cal: No. I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be.

Cal: Yes, you are, man... 'cause your depression is boring me for one thing... and it's actually making me a little depressed... which is then in turn making me more depressed... that you're actually affecting my mood.

Cal: Gandhi baked is good.
Paula: Yes, isn't it?
Cal: I always feel bad when I watch it baked... 'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot... and poor Gandhi is... fucking starving his ass off.

Cal: She likes you, man.
David: Too bad I retired my penis.

Cal: She's a hot grandma... Fuck her and then have her send you a check for twelve dollars on your birthday.


Of course, I may never get "the age of Aquarius" out of my fucking head... but you know, I can accept that because this movie was hilarious.


So, your turn people. Funny movie quotes. Put 'em in the comment box. No excuses since The Blogger Gods have calmed down and you can actually comment again.
so eloquently put by katehopeeden at 7:52 AM
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