Tuesday, June 13, 2006
random updates (the third)
Sometimes when I sit down to write one of these posts I think to myself How much crack are my readers smokin' anyway?
I mean, man I can be boring.
The only real conclusion I can come to is that I am your virtual car accident with a dash of occasional McConaughotty. Which, you know, I totally get because I would so go back to read a blog that posted pics of Matty too.
I am trying to search, despite the Blogger Flu that seems to be going around right now, to see how many times I have used "random updates" as a title.
Ahhhh, finally.
Three. This is the third time.
(First time here, second here.)
And do you know what? Every single time I've used it as a title, I've never capitalized 'random' and I am certain that one day The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy will just freak the fuck out and explode because of it.
Every time I use The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy it gets all pissed off at me for not capitalizing my titles. If I were in there, in The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy, if that was me reading your posts and insuring that everything was done correctly, I would so make your computer spontaneously combust for not capitalizing the stuff I fucking told you to capitalize.

Or I would just eat your post.
That's probably why Blogger has been on the fritz lately. The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy has just finally had enough of our shit. So, it took off and it wreaking havok on the entire Blogger program. You know, like in Matrix Three (which was Reloaded right?) when all The Programs just take off and start to do whatever they want to keep from being deleted? The Blogger Gods are probably ready to delete The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy.
I would.
I mean, fuck, you are The Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy.
B-L-O-G-G-E-R.
And you tell me, every god damn time I check my spelling, that 'blog' and 'blogger' aren't words. You also tell me 'fuck' isn't a word. And I am fairly certain that it is. And there isn't an 'add' key. You know, like on Word. I want to add 'fuck' and 'blog' and my girls names so they will stop popping up as being spelled wrong.
Stupid fucking Little Blogger Spell Checker Thingy.
Maybe if you were to learn those words, I would capitalize my titles.
Maybe.

*ahem*
hehehe... So updates later then?

so eloquently put by katehopeeden at 6:25 AM
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